First-time parents and Granny gear up for Scooter’s first summer pool day. Gobs of sunscreen (try this one), one-piece rash guard (cutest ever), a tiny hat (the only one he’ll keep on his head), and underneath it all… a swim diaper.
A hot and sticky car ride, shoulders loaded with bags and bags of stuff (what is all the stuff?), then Mama snapping pictures left and right of Scooter and Dada walking through the front entrance of the pool (because every moment is a moment as first-timers). And then… Dada wonders, why am I soaking wet?
Who knew swim diapers are only made so that your kid isn’t that kid who poops in the pool and the lifeguards have to blow the whistles?
But keep in mind that baby swim diapers are only meant to contain solids. They are non-absorbent which means the baby's pee will pass through it. So, once your baby is out of the pool or water, you must change him into a regular diaper.
Mind blown.
(You’re welcome.)
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